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The Mug Man

The mug man is a mysterious yet handsome man, he's always giving to people, and mostly gives out free root beer.
"I hope the mug man shows up today"
"Is that the mug man!"
by The Mug Man September 2, 2022
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Spider-man challenge

A challenge where one climbs onto their ceiling, and goes upside with a rope, and jerks off until they cum, and then they need to dodge every droplet of their own baby batter, and even one droplet means disqualification for that challenge
1: I think Rob was hitting the spider-man challenge last night, his ceiling was shaking and I felt it
2: did he succeed?
by Ushyaaawas January 8, 2025
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man

Man.
by ÇÑÇÑÇÑÇÑÇÑ March 20, 2025
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fat-man

a euphemism for defecation, used in conjunction with 'little-boy' (i.e. urination). Commonly used as a noun, but acceptable in verb form.
I shouldn't have had that seventh enchilada. I've never had to take a fat-man so bad in my life.

I always fat-man before i go to work in the morning.
by Anonymous April 19, 2003
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Womb-man

The Paleolithic origin of woman. Meaning Man as in human with a womb.

I suggest any youtube completion of "Animal" from the mupet show as an example of this shamanic paleothic concept of Womb-man in modern society.
"Animal" want womb-man.
by Modern Women December 16, 2025
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Fat Man's Paradox

Any adjective(s) or adverb(s) that describes how big something is; cannot be used by a fat guy without him looking fat.
Fat Guy: "Yeah, I'm a heavy advocate for lettuce".

Skinny Guy: "Haha, you sure are a heavy advocate".
Fat Guy: "Fat Man's Paradox".
by EmperorPomni October 27, 2024
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Fan Man

A highly enthusiastic male devotee to the fanny. His passion runs so deep he is continually accused of trying to “just get in my pants”.

A true Fan Man is a person whose idea of bliss is touching, holding, exploring, caressing or simply laying his head on a fanny.

A Fan Man enjoys everything about fannies. He desires them during all phases of the menstrual cycle, never phased. He longs to pleasure fannies. His empyrean is cunnilingus, but he loves the foreplay just as much.

When seeking to pleasure his women, his play book is as follows: After some passionate kissing and groping, he gently begins rubbing a fanny, when his hands gain entry into the pants the feeling of wetness excites him, he gently rubs the soft and delicate labia between his fingers, he continues to caresses all areas of the fanny, leaving no area unexplored. He sensually builds tensions and excitment with a variety of pressures and touches from his strong fingers. He closes his eyes and sighs as he rubs the fanny, whispering things like, “So sexy and supple... so wet… so beautiful.” As his hands are busy feelings this delicate treasure the urge to taste the fanny grows. His mouth slowly makes it way downward, drawn in by the allure. He is enchanted by fanny and all its beautiful characteristics. He is hopelessly addicted to the delicious taste and the way his woman body reacts to his touch.

A Fan Man doesn’t just "go down", he romances his woman, he pleasures his woman, he adores her and her fanny.
Annie: "you just want to get in my pants"

Fan Man: "well I am an Annie fanny fan"
Annie: "🙄 Good night my creepy fan man"
by Volando Con El Viento April 23, 2025
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