Mars Man

Mars Man, a noun is another name for a person that's being extremely boring. But you don't have the confidence to tell them that. Coming from the forgotten, boring Mars Bar and planet Mars.

'My friends being a Mars Man, how do I tell him this' Joey says in his head.

"Ugh." Friend.

by RiyoHitsuyka January 10, 2017

git a man gal

a shady name for a government worker that helps her company or business prosper by breaking up couples who have been together for quite some time to benifit themselves by screwing the guy out of everything he holds dear.

git a man gal: to screw your partner up for the benifit of another in return for . money, drugs, or sex

by dicktionary masteerbateman May 24, 2023

goochie man

When you're the best gooch tickler in a gooch off

"Elijah is the best goochie man of all, you see his clutch in gooch off of 2018?"

by yoinkq January 7, 2024

Man Chasm

another word for your peen hole

that dude's man chasm was deeper than the grand canyon

by The Man Wilhelm All Sacks. December 17, 2019

Have you seen this man?

A meme about cicada 3301 asking if you have dreamt about a person and it's a bad meme

John: yo I had this wet dream last nigh
Peter: What was the chick wearing?
John: Wait what
Have you seen this man?

by Kfcmaster17 July 9, 2018

Goofy man

You are a goofy man mother fucker

Bitch ass goofy man

by Annoying tv August 28, 2025

Lauren's Man

Lauren's man is Brad
Brad belongs to Lauren in every way and loves being owned by Lauren

Lauren's man (Brad) is deeply in love with Lauren, the sweetest, most caring, perfect girl ever.

"Who's Lauren's man?"
"Brad is"
"Lucky piece of shit"

by tinydoll May 15, 2023