I fucked your mom

What your dad did

What did you do last night, dad?
I fucked your mom

by A_Bum January 27, 2023

I think i’m in love with you

Something you should never say on a first date, as it will ruin the sexual tension between you and your partner. Should only be used as a way to get out of an awkward date.

Ted: I think i’m in love with you.
Robin: What?

by Lijhs August 16, 2019

I wanna watch

My precious and special birthday present from my lesbian friends. I told them "I wanna watch" so they bought me a Timex.®

It takes a licking and keeps on ticking.™

So now that I've told them "I wanna watch" I feel indebted... is now the time to repay the favour?

by bitchuck September 3, 2025

I seed in your V

I came inside your vagina

Girl: "I need to take my birth control pill."
Boy: "Why? Cause I seed in your V?"

by SueDohNiim July 23, 2017

I

a subject referring to oneself

I jelq 8 hours a day

by Junkyard Jarvis January 30, 2024

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by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 9, 2025

Cardiovascular Assistant I

Otherwise known as a TA, a comical and tardy individual who’s consistently only productive on Thursdays.

This damn CardioVascular Assistant I (TA)never gets any linen.

by Pavss June 8, 2018