Get out the ruler

An abbreviation of "To get out the ruler and compare dicks," the phrase "getting out the ruler" or "to get out the ruler" means to size up one's accomplishments with another's, or to one-up them.

I ran two miles in under 15 minutes yesterday!
Well, not to get out the ruler, but I ran two miles in under 13 minutes a few weeks ago.

by Lumacurve June 12, 2018

Grained Out

When you go to a party and cant make it to the late night afterwards because you have had too much grain alcohol and are hammered.

Guy One: Hey man, what happened last night, you missed a great party?
Guy Two: I know, I was so hammered, that party was grained out.

by Joes 204 April 25, 2008

out of date pot noodle

the overall taste and appearance of a VAGINA belonging to an unclean overweight female

the OUT OF DATE POT NOODLE can be found in any branch of witherspoons at various times of the day

by mr shush July 27, 2010

buckled out

Being so huge in the waist that they don’t make belts in your size at all

He’s so buckled out nothing fits him anymore

by Ghost mouth 1985 January 21, 2018

Crash out

The process of secreting bodilly fluids throiugh your member (penits).

"did you just crash out?"
"I can't help it Nirvan is so cute, I had to crash out all over him! (bukake style)"

by EdgarAndLouisBoyLove993 August 28, 2024

Cry one out

When you are just so sad that you have the overwhelming to need to masturbate
Or used as an excuse to go masturbate at a sad event such as a funeral

Brother: Hey Greg, grandma just died
Greg: oh my god, I need to go cry one out!!
Brother: gross dude

by Bratboy207 August 26, 2018

out of the limp

Made popular in the early 2000s, by the legendary Besse. Similar as the saying thin ice

"Global warming isn't affected by humans" Carl I Hagen
Carl I Hagen is out of the limp.

by Legenden1234 December 24, 2016