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This shit smells like mama June.I am not eating it
by Old Hero April 1, 2019
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Shit-tastic

An event that exceeds your known understanding of bad circumstances.
"Went to a craw-fish broil; some dog knocked over the broiler. `Twas shit-tastic."
"By shit-tastic, do you mean: 'An event that exceeds your known understanding of bad circumstances.'? That's what I get from the way you say it, anyways."
"Yeah basically."
"Oh, haha, cool. Man, that sucks! What'd you do?"
"Ducked out of there with my girl and her sister's dogs. They didnt knock the shit over, but they were there and I like looking after them."
"Ah that's cool, what breed are they?"
"I don't really know. Like jack russel something. no fucking idea."
"Haha, alright man. Nice chatting."
"yeah no prob. peace dude"
"l8r"
by midinerd April 1, 2019
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The Shits

saying you have the shits is another way to say that you have diarrhea.
I can't eat Indian food. It gives me the shits.
by DefineThisUsername April 1, 2019
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National Shit On Chad Daddy Day

The day in which everyone shits on the Chad Daddy for having too many hoes
“AYYYY ITS NATIONAL SHIT ON CHAD DADDY DAY
“Chad daddy has so many hoes he can’t think straight
by Big Mack daddy April 2, 2019
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Cherry creek shit

A secret camping spot where men become men the last weekend of April for opening day. Fishing, drinking, guns, drugs, feasting like kings, camp fires and dominoes. Anything can happen and it all will happen.
“ Bro, it’s almost that time again for that cherry creek shit”!
by JermzLundy April 3, 2019
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MARSUPIAL SHIT

Being in a state of explosive diarrhea, extreme headache, double-vision, incessant urge to masterbate
Jay called in sick today, saying he felt like he had an opossum in his ass - requiring him to take a large Marsupial Shit.
by ROYAL DINKUS April 3, 2019
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Be you in a shit

A common saying when saying goodbye to a friend. It is a play on the common phrase, 'See you in a bit'.
'Yeah safe bro I'll see you tomorrow.'
'Nice one mate, be you in a shit'.
by derulais April 6, 2019
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