capped a pop in his ass

The act of sticking a soda bottle lid in someones rectum, and putting the tip of the bottle up the anus. Turning the bottle till the lid is firmly tightend will conclude the act.

I just capped a pop in his ass, and then gave him a high five.

by jr and jr July 2, 2011

big fat ass pur

it means your pussy is so fat and juicy.

hey is your pussy fat

yes i got that big fat ass pur

by Kiley Anderson May 26, 2021

thick ass nigga brownies

A mass produced brownie that claims to be "thick as a nigga" typically made with 60% cacao, the brownies are typically very thick and tasty. Their ad campaign, makes typical 'nigger jokes' such as "thick as a nigga...and half as stupid".

Dude, I ate some thick ass nigga brownies today, they were awesome!

"Thick as a nigga, and pays rent!"

by brownieman December 1, 2009

Jump up my ass

a more subtle term of go fuck your self

johns care breaks down at a red light, he get out and asks the fella behind him to help push his car off the road. the guy responsjust call a tow truck dumbass. so john replys to him hey why dont you jump up my ass!!

by the dame duck May 15, 2009

Ass-N-Orange

the smell of ASS and ORANGE together. Can be smelt if you clean a 2 month old OJ Jar and use it as a Bong.

Yeah my bong smells like Ass-N-Orange!

by HUMONGOpres1 October 26, 2010

Ass Licking Shit Goblin

A nasty ugly bastard who likes to lick peoples assholes.

Tom, who is ugly as a fucking goblin, paid for a prostitute so he can lick her ass hence the term Ass Licking Shit Goblin

by ms17686 February 11, 2012

ass from first base

A hyperbolic distinction that only a blithering idiot could not make. Also ass from a hole in the ground, shit from shinola, can't fight his way out of a paper bag, dumb as a rock.

When it comes to installing drywall, I don't know my ass from first base.

by octopod November 12, 2003