2 shits to sunday

The phrase you say when someone asks what, when, where, how, and why something or someone is the way it is, basicly the answer to every question.

My bio mother: why do you hate me

Me: 2 shits to sunday

Person in background: DAMNNNNN!!!

by Unhinged Farris wheel July 7, 2025

Wiener Shit

When you need to shit so hard that you can feel it inside your dick.

The huge crap I took was a wiener shit.

by TheRealDefinerOfDefinitions October 27, 2013

Shoto's N Shit

The person who chooses to play shotos instead of learning a more diverse character gameplay wise

"That nigga just be playin Shoto's N Shit" - Riq

by PenisButtMaster January 6, 2018

Talking Shit

Someone talking trash about everyone and everything .

"You know keisha with six kids ? Her babys dad don't pay child support .. I know im " Talking shit" girl lol

by Kat411 June 20, 2023

Penis shit

When you’re having anal sex and some shit gets jammed in your urethra and when you cum it shoots out a thin tube of shit, like a cork under high pressure.

Awh dude, last night with that hairy man I got the worst penis shit, it was all stuck in his hair. It was great 👍 I love penis shit

by Thick wood May 2, 2025

Shit

poop, fecal matter, crap

The toilet is full of shit

by TheAxolotl February 19, 2021

Shit Bag

A colostomy bag. Typically this term is used by hood niggas because after getting shot or stabbed, in a abdomen, a hood nigga may need one.

" Got your parents wearing black clothes and got you homies wearing shit bags"

by KingVonSextingTooka March 14, 2024