turd burglar

Someone you accuse of stealing your shit.

"Hey, do you have my lighter?"
"Oh yeah here it is...(pocket)"
"You turd burglar!"
"What the heck is a turd burglar?"
"Someone who keeps stealing my shit!"

by DD303 August 9, 2016

streak a turd

When your cat or dog attempts to dislodge a dingleberry by dragging their starfish butthole across the floor.

Hey man, what's your cat doing to the floor?

He took a soft shit so the little asshole has to streak a turd.

by deadbeatwriter March 8, 2014

Turd burglar

Amsterdam only definition:
a polish dude that sleeps in your cupboard while your not watching.

"dude, I found this massive turd burglar in the cupboard under the stairs"
"bro did u call the police?"
"nah, he ran before I could get my axe"

by burgturdlar January 30, 2019

golden turd

A person who is not a good person, (Most of time BF or GF). They are malignant, will destroy you and your life. In the end being you are the insane person who needs help.

Glen: Yo remember her from high school ? She’s hot now....

Gabe- dude don’t mess with her, she’s a “golden turd”.

by Linearity August 23, 2020

A turds jacket

The name of a particularly stinky fart.

“Wow, that was a turds jacket”

by Southernhospitality August 17, 2021

Solihull turd

A Land Rover, Range Rover or any other vehicle that rolled off the production line at Load Lane Solihull

What ever possesed you buy that old Solihull turd Geoffrey? The gear box will shit its self the first time you pull that cattle trailer

by Captain Fourtrak April 13, 2021

turd surge

the recurring feeling that you have to take a dump, some what similar to man contractions.

I was prarie dogging all the way home from work, I was having terrible turd surges.

by rlarge86 November 27, 2011