turd knob

A Turd knob is someone who is annoying and is always talking shit out his ass, also kinda of a dick.

Storm is a hardcore turd knob

by Sir Wayne December 07, 2014

Road Turd

When travelling in a vehicle for great distances, ie all day, you are forced to hold your bowels due to the lack of clean restrooms.

Jack(Passenger seat): Brad why are you all clenched up with sweats over there?

Brad(Driving): Because I've been driving for 600 miles and my Road Turd is crowning! I can't wait to get home to my bathroom.

by SpicyTuna23 August 20, 2011

kitten turd

Synonyms: Asshole, bitch, shit-head

Antonym: Kitten Turtle

Noun.

1. A creature that looks cute like a kitten but with little devil horns except the horns are really dull.

2. Someone who acts and says assholey things sometimeswhen stressed or frustrated with life.

Example:

She's being such a kitten turd today!

Wow. That's a kitten turd move.

I can't talk to you right now because you being a kitten turd.

by KitTurd October 26, 2023

turd of mouth

Being informed of, by way of oral dictation, shit-talking going on behind your back.

Billy: How did you hear that Jamal said you had a seagull dick?

Jeff: Turd of mouth.

by Arthur Riddic Oldman April 01, 2012

Turd of Mouth

Australian comedy Podcast reviewing shit reviews. Totes meta. Top 10 in comedy charts on iTunes. Fookin hilarious.

Hey douchebag, you heard any good new funny podcasts recently?

Yeah mate, fuckin Turd of Mouth ey.

by Sum Yun Guy III November 06, 2018

turd burgler

A "Turd Burgler" is someone who acquires pooh to be used in some S&M practices, most notably the practice known as "The Huey Bar", all very secret of course but ther you go. This is the truth, it is not a homophobic slander at all.

Where the hell did you get that shit? Are you some kind of Turd Burgler?

by Huey Tank March 28, 2016

Dyno turd

The massive shit one takes the morning after eating everything in sight because you smoked so much satans lettuce. Thus, making it look like a tryceritops shat in your toilet.

"Dude, the munchies always give me the worst dyno turds."

by DentalDamnDebbie December 16, 2015