TI-84 Sledge hammer

A sledge hammer that instead of a regular steel hammerhead, has a TI-84 on it. The TI-84's superior structural quality allows for more accurate and harder swings. Also calculates the best trajectory needed for the most optimal outcome.

"I bought some shitty sledgehammer from whore depot and the head instantly fell off"
"Bro just go to howes and buy a TI-84 sledge hammer. Best purchase i have made ngl"

by Oh god where is my glube November 16, 2022

hammer pantaloons

Hammer pant capris with an elastic band just below the knee. So fetch.

She was wearing hammer pantaloons in the club and all the 80s kids were lovestruck.

by Mariztyk May 30, 2017

bullish engulfing hammer

A reversal so monumental that it marked the change in the markets and society.Hammer candles represent a day so good because it started out okay then got so bad it was horrendous and then reversed so hard the it was a major positive day. A bullish engulfing candle started out below yesterdays low and the overcame all of yesterday to go higher than yesterdays high. Now both at the same time. *

* Is it just me or is the title "Higher than Yesterdays High" a good motto

The bullish engulfing hammer candle made me serious money.

by Bullish Engulfing Hammer October 30, 2023

Hammer in half

To make a long story short; when a saw is to easy to cut the bullshit and you want it known anger got this done!

If I could hammer in half all peoples problems in the world, peace and happiness would prevail!!.

by Ease of definition November 22, 2017

Hammer Bitch the Bing Wang

The act of forceful and intentionally hammering something, or completeing and action with overwhelming success

Man, I know it’s hard to learn how to play the guitar, but you just need to hammer bitch the bing wang

by hastydemise January 26, 2019

ass hammered

When someone's really, really angry. Devastating rage, self-destructive behavior, and often nonsensical disengenuous cursing... to the amusement and deight of others. Often inflicted by shitposting and irl trolling.

Mark Zuckerberg was ass hammered when he realised he can't stop me from making new fake shitposting accounts..

by Give me the zucc May 28, 2018

bag of hammers

Someone who looks like they're carrying the weight of the world on their shoulders, is very upset, or having a really bad day. A bag of hammers is heavy and cumbersome. Thus, the "weight of the world" on your shoulders.

You seem to have had a bad day. You look like a bag of hammers!!

by Appoggiatura March 26, 2019