Steve

That one guy that keeps insisting that the earth is flat but you have to put up with him because he is the one that you pay rent to or some dumb shit like that and he has a wife called something like Karen,Barba or Debra.

Person A:''Aww fuck,don't look now but I think that's Steve over there.''
Person B:''Shit....''
Steve:''Where is my rent,Person B?''

by fluffyshi July 2, 2020

Steve

An incredibly strong block dude from Minecraft who isn’t human, and also one of the best characters in Super Smash Bros Ultimate.

Hi, Steve, how do you have 30000 pounds of iron in your pockets?

by Metroid > Zelda July 3, 2023

daddy steve

Steve "the hair" harrington😫😫

Daddy Steve touched my ass today.😫

by SteveFan123 July 24, 2022

Steve-Face

A face that The character Steve makes from the Children Nickelodeon show refered to as 'Blues Clues' has a episode in which Steven Rides up a Inmationated Elavator in which is completely fake and that nigga Be on Crack in which he has a face if hes staring at god in a creepy kind of way.

Have you seen that nigga MOAR KRABS he has a Steve-Face on him.

by hamheartagram July 7, 2010

Steve

Absolute default fuck who can't be bothered to find a skin on minecraft

He's so boring he's such a Steve

by Dumb Crusty Fuck April 25, 2021

Steve Jobs

A genius and revolutionary man of our time he invented the Macintosh one of the first ever home computer’s he was then kicked out of Apple until they rehired him from that point on he is innovated some more macs in 2001 he invented a revolutionary mp3 player named iPod changing the music industry forever and then in 2007 he introduced th iPhone the world’s first touch screen smartphone I mean who could even imagine needing that Steve Jobs that’s who this is a perfectly conveys his great mind in 2009 he introduced the iPad which was a touchscreen netbook but actually good see netbooks at the time we generally slow crap put out at the cheapest price possible
In 2011 he sadly lost a long battle with pancreatic cancer we as a planet owe an awful lot to the Genius Steve Jobs
#Imisssteve #iSad

Person 1: I love my iPhone
Person 2:Me too all thanks to that brilliant mind of Steve Jobs

by Imisssteve September 20, 2020

Steve Weston

The act of being impaled front and rear by two heavily sweating and hairy gentlemen from the middle east. Similar to a 'spit roast' but with more thrashing and references to Manchester United. Often accepted as currency in the Holloway area of London.

I'll give you a 'steve weston' for that coat, perhaps you'd like to follow that up with a little docking?

by wankleman October 29, 2012