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Stupid Girl Syndrome

When a girl likes a guy and it makes her anxious and stupid; thus she acts like an awkward, neurotic, giddy idiot who cannot think rationally. It is incurable.

Also known as SGS.
Sitting by your phone, waiting for him to text you, and you find yourself biting your nails, pacing, and texting all your girlfriends asking their opinions as to why it's taken him more than 5 minutes to respond to "Hi." You have stupid girl syndrome.
by SGSsurvivor October 26, 2012
mugGet the Stupid Girl Syndromemug.

stupid bitch fuck

1: a stupid bitch that you want to call a bitch and fuck.

2: it's also a stupid bitch that you want to insult by using the word fuck, but are to lazy to put fuck in front of the word bitch.
by i’m dumb and bored November 22, 2019
mugGet the stupid bitch fuckmug.

THE VERY BIG STUPID

THE VERY BIG STUPID is a thing which breeds by eating The Future. Have you seen it? It sometimes disguises itself as a good-looking quarterly bottom line, derived by closing the R&D Department.

THE VERY BIG STUPID was first discussed in Frank Zappa's autobiography. It breeds quickly and has spread wherever knee-jerk political extremists and religious fundamentalists are found. It also feeds on pop culture.

(It also feeds on modern pop culture).
Step away from the television, or THE VERY BIG STUPID will get you!

America has already been eaten by THE VERY BIG STUPID. We're living in THE VERY BIG DUMP IT TOOK AFTERWARDS.
by BBQ Platypus November 3, 2006
mugGet the THE VERY BIG STUPIDmug.

Stupid-Smart Phone

A hi-tech "smart" phone that annoys the hell out of its owner due to regular glitches, poor service, and other shortcomings in its craftsmanship.
"My iPhone 4 just sent out a "Goodnight, I love you babe" mass text to everybody on my contacts list even though i only selected my girlfriend as the recipient. Stupid-smart phone.

I now rely on the stars when traveling, instead of my GPS app, stupid-smart phone"
by Dylan684 September 7, 2010
mugGet the Stupid-Smart Phonemug.

stupid fuck face

anyone who's reading this
by WTF?!?!?! July 12, 2003
mugGet the stupid fuck facemug.

stupid ass Thomas

He is really stupid, he gets no boys maybe girls. He wears the same clothes everyday. He sounds and looks stupid going. Then he has a bestfran that also looks stupid. She thinks she has nice shoes but looks ugly all the time
stupid ass Thomas was lookind stupid today at school
by Tommy Inglewood January 16, 2019
mugGet the stupid ass Thomasmug.

Ass stupid

The dumbest and most stupid a person can get. It means they have as much brains as in someones ass which is none at all. To be stupid beyond stupid.
by The Fury 13 September 17, 2010
mugGet the Ass stupidmug.

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