Rusty Accordion

The act of performing fellatio while tickling or fingering the anus

That chick was giving me head, then all of the sudden she put a finger up my bum. She was playing the Rusty Accordion

by iliopsoas September 11, 2010

rusty donte

A rusty donte is a sex tool to be shoved in a womens cameltoe, while popping a 2inch cherry.

DAMN! That bitch just pulled a rusty donte!

by Epicccccc October 11, 2013

rusty venture

When you jerk off so much that your penis becomes painfully red and scabby.

I snorted some crank and watched pornhub for 12 hours, and gave my self a rusty venture.

by sheep lovers lover November 26, 2010

Rusty Venture

When you masturbate so much that your dick gets red and dried out.

He's going home alone tonight, looks like he's gonna pull a rusty venture!

by Hank&Dean November 25, 2010

Rusty Venture

Jacking off until your dick becomes red and wrinkly.

I gave myself a Rusty Venture after finding my stash of old porno in the attic.

by kloud7 November 24, 2010

rusty rhino

When a light skinned nigger pulls his dick out of another guys ass and the "horn" is covered in shit.

Man did you see that porno on cable last night the nigger pulled his dick out to reveal a rusty rhino.

by Niggerhatin'whiteboi July 30, 2017

Rusty zipper

When a man's butt hairs dread together from not showering.

"I've been on this greyhound bus for four days, haven't changed my underwear, eating nothing but Mexican food. I have a wretched rusty zipper "

by Nastycar August 19, 2015