rusty venture

When you jerk off so much that your penis becomes painfully red and scabby.

I snorted some crank and watched pornhub for 12 hours, and gave my self a rusty venture.

by sheep lovers lover November 26, 2010

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Rusty chandelier

When your girlfriend is on her period, you're doing anal, and that bloody tampon string is dangling. That, my friend, is a rusty chandelier.

The rusty chandelier was swinging away last night.

by Gingykee July 16, 2015

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Rusty Accordion

The act of performing fellatio while tickling or fingering the anus

That chick was giving me head, then all of the sudden she put a finger up my bum. She was playing the Rusty Accordion

by iliopsoas September 11, 2010

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For the guy that a group has a strong hatred/dislike for. Pretend to want to have gang bang with a hot girl. Tell him he is on bottom for the DP. Then while the girl sits on him, everyone holds him down in one way or another (handcuffs are ideal). The girl proceeds to take a shit on top of him. The guys piss on him, and a huge dildo is forced up his ass. The guys can then take turns taking a shit on him. Photos will be taken as a blackmail tool to address the issue that causes the hatred.

A viable option in this case is to give him a Rusty Revenge in order to stop him.

by lucid79 September 15, 2010

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Rusty Padula

You have to have a bald head. You eat a woman's ass out. She then shits on your bald head. After she shits on your head you
proceed to insert your skull into her vagina.

Dude you better take your glasses off, you might get them lost doing a rusty padula.

What are those brown spots on your head? Oh thats just from the rusty padula.

by Ralph Padula February 29, 2008

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