penis poop

The other person who made a definition for this word has something wrong with his dick.

No shit comes out my penis except piss and cum.

by black tape November 30, 2003

carnival penis

A penis when ridden makes you puke.

Dam I love ridding that carnival penis. But I get sick everytime.

by persons123 January 24, 2015

Micro Penis

A part of the male genitalia which requires tweezers and a magnifying glass to see.

Dude, do you need some help finding your micro penis in order to take a piss?

by Mick282 January 18, 2004

penis cozy

1. An item, often knitted or crafted, which is intended mainly for covering the penis when not in use.

2. A euphemism for the vagina.

3. Perj. A girlfriend of a man that is tends to smother him, often spending too much time with him.

1. My girlfriend crocheted me this awesome penis cozy for my birthday!

2. My little brother's hyperactive sex drive always finds him chasing the penis cozies.

3. Man 1: Is Dave coming to the party tonight?
Man 2: I don't know, but he better not bring his penis cozy. I wish she'd just get a friend and leave us the hell alone.

by R Schultz August 23, 2005

penis nose

Someone who talks like they have a penis permanently stuck in their nose.

Man #1: "Hey Lauren, what's up?"
Penis nose: "Hey, nothing much, huhuhuhuhuh"

by E-real May 13, 2008

penis slap

when after receiving oral sex the guy pulls his penis out of the chicks mouth and slaps her on the forehead with his dick

Man Last night I gave Veronica the wickest penis slap

by swil February 27, 2003

penis lover

A person who loves the cock and gets aroused by rather large male organs

Katie was always craving to suck on something large; she was a penis-lover.

by Anonymous March 23, 2003