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noodle table 

When you eat something off your partners back during sex.
Dude, I was short on time so I had to turn Ashley into a noodle table so I could eat.
noodle table by Thumper010 September 3, 2017
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noodle banged 

Henry!” “What Ron?” “I just noodle banged your mom and it hurt!”
noodle banged by Gayfag September 26, 2017
If someone has noodles there.
Person one: Quasi Quasi Quasi.
Person two: Do I have noodles here or what?!
noodles by Thomasquasi September 28, 2017
Uncoordinated bitch with no rhythm who thinks she's fine as hell just 'cause she's skinny.
Look at that noodle on the dance floor, she's probably a horrible person.
Noodle by Sweetshrub October 5, 2017

noodle frisk 

Noodle frisking involved getting your dick stroked by a stranger on the subway.
Oy mate! I just got noodle frisked on the trolley on my way to the pub.
noodle frisk by Boogeyman666 October 10, 2017
The act of wearing no undies to bed
Fellas, I'm wearing me nondies to bed tonight.
Nondies by Nundies October 20, 2017