Johnson

Johnson is a cool kid that loves sports like basketball. He is funny, cool, smart, and loyal. He’s a chill dude that loves to play basketball.

Damn is that Johnson, he’s dope and hot.

by BBCSins November 24, 2021

unibrow johnson

When your underwear gets between your butt cheeks aka a wedgie

Ew Hope is trying to pick out her unibrow Johnson.

by Utility leader March 4, 2019

Keena Johnson

The hottest stripper out there. You say her name and she’s “twerking”.(it’s more like an older lady trying to dance)

Have you heard of that new stripper keena Johnson

by There is nothing available August 18, 2021

DogPoop Johnson

Somebody who doesn’t walk his dog and just smells like dogpoop 24/7 because his dog poops in the house a lot.

All his friends call
Him dogpoop Johnson because he never walks his dog. Fuck Dogpoop Johnson he always smells like shit!

by REGGIESHITS August 30, 2022

The Johnson Effect

The ability to make the absolute worst decision every single time. Named after the UK Prime Minister Boris Johnson.

The Johnson Effect: when you could have had a smaller lockdown for a short period of time but instead you chose to do nothing and now the whole country is screwed.

by FlangeManger October 30, 2020

Johnson launcher

To use with extreme force

I’m loading my Johnson launcher to yeet my cat across the room.

by anonymous April 25, 2021

Gooey Johnson

The act of cumming into someone's ear canal and then proceeding to insert one's erect penis into said ear canal.

Dude, last I night I gave her a Gooey Johnson right before she kicked me out.

by The Cole Crew February 7, 2014