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Gap War

When you set out to trick over an obstacle while skating or riding and you can't seem to land it. Its taking up to 13 trys or more.
Homie: Dawg wtf happened to you arm?

Skater1: Fucking staters gap!

Skater2: Total gap war man.
by DGK@DAY August 25, 2008
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war hamster

Someone really prepared to go into the magical abyss where people fuck their daughters in the car to the armoured dinosaur forest.
Hey dude you can’t go there it’s too dangerous.
Mate I’m a fucking war hamster!
by ☆★Midas★☆ March 28, 2022
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Cock War

When someone is referring to themselves as being bigger and better than the other person. It metaphorically is expressed in the size of one's "cock." This is not to be confused with a pissing contest.
"I am a girl, but MY cock is bigger than YOUR cock." "Jenna is a better manager than you. BOOM. She just won the cock war."
by THE JENNA August 18, 2013
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Star Wars

1980s epic Galaxy movie series. Later destroyed by Jar Jar Binks and the sequels.
Omg! I just saw star wars! It was so epic!
by WeirdWeirdo@_@ April 4, 2022
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war of the cammelids

The war between llamas and alpacas, based on the extent of the awesomeness between the two. Named the war of the cammelids because that is the family of species both the llama and the alpaca belong to.
Gregory: The war of the cammelids is a dumb war, because llamas are the so much better than alpacas

Joe: You must be on crack, alpacas are better
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Toledo War

a conflict lasting from 1835–1836

Due to the lack of satellite images and other modern technologies, state lines used to be very difficult to distinguish based on maps and geography. The Michigan and Ohio land claims overlapped slightly in a 468 sq. mile area called the Toledo Strip. The two were poised to go to war over this area of land (though the only casualty was a minor wound from a penknife), and it was only the fact that Michigan was not yet a state that kept the dispute from more bloodshed.

An agreement was reached; Michigan would cede the Toledo Strip to Ohio in exchange for statehood and the Upper Peninsula (at the time thought to be a useless bit of woodland). The Upper Peninsula was likely to have been given to Wisconsin, but it was not until 1841 that the rich copper deposits in the U.P. were discovered.
Historians, while unable to agree on which state won the Toledo War, unanimously agree that it was the state of Wisconsin which lost.
by princerinse July 4, 2017
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Star wars

Dude: Man, star trek fucking sucks

Guy: watch Star wars then
by BABYface_syndrome February 7, 2019
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