steerage ears

Dumbo shaped ears that stick out more east/west than north/south. They have to stick through the hairdo to count.

Great for grabbing onto while directing someone performing oral sex on you. Absolute control.
It's the hot chick on CNN with the blonde hair and steerage ears sticking out. She would be fun to hold onto.
by jakestewart291 October 28, 2021
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My ears, they hurt!!!

What someone says when a little panzee named Austin starts screaming like a banshee in your ears and never shuts the hell up.
“My ears, they hurt!!!“ Michael said as Austin screamed at the top of his lungs, and then left to jerk off to gay porn
by theaustinhater42069 October 01, 2023
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queer ear

similar to queer eye, except it is wen u have extremely bad taste in music or if ur a guy that likes chick music.
"That guy is a homo, he is listening to Vanessa Carlton."
"Nah, he just a queer ear."
by Mansewer March 26, 2007
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Sticky Swimmers Ear

When a Man is getting a blow job and right before he reaches climax he turns the womans head and Ejaculates in her ear.
" She was slobbin my knob and I totally gave her the Sticky Swimmers ear last night, that bitch still can't hear out of her right ear!" said max
by G-spunktastic January 13, 2010
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Earing it

Earing it is a slang term that describes something foul and dirty. Its particularly used in jokes for the "lolz".
Dude i was with a girl and she started earing it! Gross!!
by Yours_Truly_lol123 March 17, 2011
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Ear Wub

The eargasmtastic noise your headphones make when the bass is so loud your ears feel like they're shaking.
Dat Ear Wub
by Cheezburqer December 27, 2013
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Twinkie Ear

The condition where a females ear has had an erect penis in it and cummed in as well. Most common among black females since they have large ears. There is an occasional male or gay as we call them.
yo bro, i just twinkie eared this bitch because she gave me problems. Now her ear looks like a pipe.
by jmasterp December 14, 2010
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