trust me

They say u should never trust someone that says "trust me",,... so do you trust the guy that says "Dont trust me"??

Dude says:Hey man, you can trust me,

You say: sorry man your just to trustfull sounding,but u did cook a nice steak tonight, this BBQ is slammin, this is the best BBQ ive ever been to, trust me..

by iamcorey May 22, 2010

fuck me

1. An explative to be used when something is happening and a personal God wants to give you a taste of hell, before you go there for eternity, or an impersonal God wants to give you a taste of hell, before you go there for eternity.

2. Has NOTHING to do with sex.

1. Your U-Haul rental breaks down between Nowhere, New Mexico and More Nowhere, New Mexico. It's been eight hours without water, and you were moving your ex-wife in return for forgiving alimony in arrears. A nuclear bomb goes off with a big ball of light, but you haven't heard the sound of the blast yet, but you know you will, before you can hit the ground. You can feel your face badly sunburned already. You say, "Fuck me."

2. The U-Haul, the ex-wife, and the nuclear bomb all have NOTHING to do with sex.

by Laughing Out Loud January 2, 2006

Pardon Me

Popular song by the band Incubus. Released on the 1998 album Make Yourself.

"Pardon me while I burst into flames
I've had enough of the world and its people's mindless games..."

by pfunk227 December 2, 2004

fuck-me

Adjective. Describes an article of clothing usually worn by women to invite attention.

Ginny said to Hermione: "Wear these fuck-me boots. Harry will be all over you."

by stercor December 1, 2009

Wank Me

Used it as a replacement for the phrase "fuck you, or "fuck off."

Dave: hey!
Kat: WANK ME!

by 2112Kar April 23, 2007

me-porn

Amateur pornography, erotica, and other materials by, for, and about the user, utilized to promote lust and / or love of self in the user. (Others may help in the production of the materials.)

Sunshine spends all day looking at all her me-porn. She must have a terabyte of blog posts and naked pics of herself, that's all she does with her time, look at me-porn and play with herself.

by Kia Gabrielle McLean December 15, 2008

exhaust me

blowing into ones butthole creating sexual pleasure.

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heyy wanna exhaust me?

by arumi December 26, 2007