human spluge

A person so utterly nauseating, repulsive, and abominable that they can only be equated with a cold, quivering blob of ejactulate.

I'm sorry, but that asshole was a living, breathing human spluge.

by Mike August 6, 2003

humanity

often mispronounced as "Hugh Grant in tea"

"oh, the Hugh Grant in tea of it all!"

by el Sethro March 1, 2005

sub-human

An individual who prepares the sandwiches in places such as subway or quiznos. This definition is somewhat derogatory but reflects the lowly status of this 'occupation'.

The sub-human screwed up by putting in red onion when I specifically asked for none.........again!

by Ryd June 25, 2006

human sieve

human (USUALLY women!) having to pee constantly! slowing down the 'show' to occupy a 'bowl'!!

wheres' t'neequa? -cuttin' her a piss! -that bitch is a human sieve!!

that judy is a human sieve!

by michael foolsley July 13, 2011

Hgrunt Human Grunt Marine

Hgrunt is a common name for marines in half life team deathmatch (scientist vs hgrunt)
Hgrunt means Human Grunt

clandude has changed team to Hgrunt
Hgrunt means Human Grunt :P
Marines kill any witnesses of resonance cascade in half-life

Hgrunt Human Grunt Marine :P

by Kebab Removal Unit February 3, 2010

the 'human condition'

The part of the human psyche that compels people to refer to anything counterproductive or stupid as the "human condition".

"That fly tangling itself up in an effort to free itself is a metaphor for the 'human condition'."

by Valsprok February 4, 2013

Humamajilla

Something that is very frustrating and stupid. The opposite of something that is shiznatical. Humamajilla is a proper noun and is always capitalized.

Liberals are friggin Humamajillas!

by Cucamunga September 8, 2008