comparative fallometry

Term for group of guys attempting to show who is alpha

Stupid alpha guy: -My dick is bigger than yours
Nerdy guy: -Don't start comparative fallometry

by dildo777 December 10, 2023

mingle fallouts

A twitter groupchat that continuously got into beef, thankfully seems to be dead now. Very annoying, needs to shut up especially a few specific members.

Don’t be a member of mingle fallouts, stop being an irritating c*nt.

by thereal katiegavin January 14, 2024

Devastating fallout

Political jargon for `nothing`.
Promise, that you are not going to keep.

Biden warns Putin of devastating fallout if activist Navalny dies in jail

by weirdo_number_five February 16, 2024

Free Fallin'

You feel like you can accomplish everything in life, you can get through a lot of tough things that others can't get through as easily. You feel like you have a lot of confidence and feel above others. You feel super-human.

"Man today was such an easy day, Aced all my Exams, Got to eat lunch early, I got my crush to like me! Man I am Free Fallin' I am that guy!"

by ConfidentialFreeMan February 20, 2024

Free Fallin'

Enjoying life and relaxing. You're enjoying how your life is going and you don't have to control it, you just go with the flow. You are enjoying the ride of life

"I don't gotta do nothin, I got all this cash and I am Free Fallin'

by ConfidentialFreeMan February 20, 2024

John fallout

John fallout is the fallout universe version of the "John video game" trope, in which the main character of the game is named John, followed by the video games title, this is ment to generalize a franchise or character under a simple to remember name.

Me:"I love playing fallout 4, John fallout is such a compelling character"

Friend:"For real, I spent fifteen minutes making my john fallout look just like me"

by Danny P May 29, 2024

Dirty falcon

The act of trying to pull your ladies chonies down with your long, dirty toenails and you scratch her leg.

I accidentally gave her a dirty falcon last night and now she has an infection.

by Squeeler5000 January 19, 2026