Ethan

ethan is kinda weird but has nice eyes. hes quiet but fun if you get to know him. everyone wants to be friends with him but no one has the guts to approach his alpha male aura.

Yo moma is an ethan!
I know right (winky face)

Ethan by Kim Petron November 21, 2023

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Ethan

Bro is awesome, he works out, he does martial arts, hes cultured, he’s the best gamer you’ll ever game with, he’s a nerd that can beat your ass and has 6 fucking cats, with the fattest and laziest one being his own. Which doesn’t really make sense, cause he is the opposite. He is also very awesome, did I mention that? And yes dude, I’m writing about myself to post on instagram cause it’s trending 💪🏼😎👍

Person 1: omg dude, Ethan is totally wicked man

Person 2: fr fr cuh

Person 3: oh my goodness, I want to slobber on bro

Person 1: that’s kinda gay dude

Ethan by Almightyeg November 21, 2023

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WATCH OUT ITS ETHAN HES GOT LONG BEAUTIFUL HAIR although he is one of the best fucking guys in the world watch out cus he’s dangerous and he plays with you mind his beautiful tall handsome self is full of wisdom and is great at everything BUT BE CARFUL LOOKING AT HIS BEAUTIFUL ABS AND MUSCULAR BODY CAN KILL YOU INSTANTLY.

OH NO ITS ETHAN TELL MY FAMILY I LOVE THEM I SEE HIS BEAUTY AND THE LIGHT!

Ethan by Davis manhandle November 23, 2023