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Danger bed

When you go out without anywhere to stay, so have to pull in order to find somewhere to stay the night.

AKA hotel back-yourself.
1: where are you staying?
2: I'm playing danger bed mate, wait and see
by notarealpseudonym February 10, 2019
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Danger Zone 7

Medium zone in the higher spectrum of woman threats. Usually a very attractive woman with great sarcasm. She will not hesitate to break hearts like Ted Bundy takes life.
That girl Marie is fine, but my mother warned me about her. Instead of asking me out she made fun of my balding head. She’s at danger zone 7 in my book.
by Betraay February 11, 2019
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danger pancake

When a man is about to cum on a small chested woman's tits, he pulls out a bottle of maple syrup and squirts it over her "pancakes". Then ejaculating for the butter on top, all while shouting danger pancake
Surprised a skinny girl last weekend with a danger pancake

Left over maple syrup went to good use lads, had a good danger pancake

Such an idiot, danger pancaking on me like that
by Pancake201 October 4, 2019
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Dangerous jealousy

Jealousy. We’ve all experienced it. Jealousy can be defined as the vigilant maintaining or guarding of something. Jealousy has a bad rap but it’s normal to want to guard the people we love, especially when we see a potential rival cozying up to our significant other. But there’s a difference between feeling jealous and exhibiting unhealthy jealous behaviors.
Dangerous jealousy these people going to kill me.
Jealousy doesn’t become a problem until it’s acted on. People that are prone to intense jealousy or possessiveness often harbor feelings of inadequacy or inferiority and have a tendency to compare themselves to others. Jealousy, at its core, is a byproduct of fear, fear of not being good enough, fear of loss. When it hits, it can trick us into believing our relationship is in immediate danger, making it impossible to distinguish between natural feelings of protectiveness and irrational suspicion.
by ... Zjdbckdnznsjd November 16, 2019
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dangerfuck

Putting your partner in the sink with the tap on. You have to cum before they drown.
When we dangerfuck, you're gonna have to hope i cum before you die.
by vrex February 16, 2020
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Dandleroof

The word used to describe when the roof of your mouth is itchy
goddamnit not again, I have dandleroof.
by Truthbitch2004 February 28, 2020
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Danger Masty

Recognising a very short opportunity, whip out your cock (or pussy), and masturbate to completion without getting busted. The danger comes from the risk of being caught, particularly around time limited windows of opportunity.
Kinley heard Barry’s Green Turtle in the drive way, excited he scurried into Barry’s bedroom and furiously hammered himself. And as the keys jingled he jismed, wiping himself with Barry’s sock he stork legged out of the room and threw himself out of sight into the hallway sinking to the floor as he heard Barry and his girlfriend walk into their bedroom. Sam grinned tiredly, Danger Masty ‘mission completed’.
by Beasticles May 12, 2020
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