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Crotching

The term was first coined - CROTCH LAMBADA - at the University of Georgia in 1994. It was named after the movie - LAMBADA - THE FORBIDDEN DANCE. The term refers to dancing very closely together while rubbing crotches together. It was later simplified and spread as "CROTCHING". Its more accurate and descriptive than the more popular term "GRINDING". The vernacular is usually used as a verb but can be used as a noun as well.
"Man - I loved crotching her last night!"

"Let's go crotching tonight"

"You see that hot guy I was crotching with last night?"

"Yes, you got crotched big time."
by Grandmasterwhoopass May 12, 2022
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human crotch rocket

A small girl with a temper that should scare you away but is so attentive you’re willing to throw caution to the wind. Like riding a fast motorcycle.
I had a date with the human crotch rocket last night!

How was it? I know she’s very aggressive!

Like riding a ninja in the rain!

You have fun though?

Omg yes!!
by Edwardreeses1125 July 3, 2023
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Crotched

Crotched (verb) when your drink spills directly onto your crotch.
Guy: I need another drink.
Bartender: you just ordered a minute ago.
Guy: I know, I got crotched!

Bartender and Guy in unison: at Least it's happy hour.
by raisindisliker June 17, 2018
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California crotch crickets

A female or male with an itchy or irritated pubic mound. Sometimes could be related to the sexually transmitted disease "crabs". Commonly caught in California.
Sally, my crotch itches. I think Jimmy gave me those damn California crotch crickets again.
by TheMindsI March 13, 2011
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Fire Crotch

when You stand to close to the fire and your crotch gets hot
Brittnie was standing too close to the fire flailed in distress because she was standing too close to the fire and caught a nasty case of fire crotch
by Deeeebs420 January 19, 2020
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Penis twaddling crotch guzzler

Someone who plays with a penis while also guzzling crotch, male or female

Insult for a slut bag hoe whore that wants your man
Stay away from my man you fucking penis twaddling crotch guzzler!
by Illuisan June 2, 2018
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Crotch Crumbs

Little crumbs of snacks that get left near the nether regions while enjoying treats in a relaxed state
Brian had crotch crumbs all over himself after enjoying his Chicago mix of popcorn while chillaxing on the couch
by TRIPLEDEAC March 2, 2019
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