The Breath Of Versailles.

What I call myself.

Person 1: Hey, brother, are you okay?
Person 2: Yes, I am The Breath Of Versailles.

by LeSouffleDeVersailles. January 2, 2025

Sack Breath

Someone who has major dog breath and it smells as though they’ve been licking their own scrotum. Hence, producing a “from-unda” type sack breath, so bad it would cause even “Broom-Hilda” (1,500 year old cigar 🚬smoking, beer 🍺 guzzling, and cheeseburger eating witch) to cringe at the foul stench.

“Even stink would say that stinks, he’s got major “Sack Breath!”

by DirtySanchez2010 August 10, 2024

Pigeon breathe

The smell of a friends breathe that smells of complete shit and makes you want to throw up immediately

Did you smell braedens breathe?
Yes, he’s had pigeon breathe for weeks now

by Kisnics January 11, 2021

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by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 13, 2025

The Breath Of Grease (Greece to Greeks)

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: The Breath Of Grease (Greece to Greeks)

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 21, 2025

Breathe Air

Andrew Tate The Dude That Says BREATHE AIR because YOU SHOULD

an airplane crashing just for andrew tate to punch you because your vaping and when you knocked out you hear

BREATHE AIR

by the gamer cool 100 November 7, 2022

Locomotive Breath

In the shuffling madness
Of the locomotive breath
Runs the all-time loser
Headlong to his death
Oh, he feels the piston scraping
Steam breaking on his brow
Old Charlie stole the handle
And the train it won't stop

Oh no way to slow down
He sees his children jumping off
At the stations one by one
His woman and his best friend
In bed and having fun

Oh, he's crawling down the corridor
On his hands and knees
Old Charlie stole the handle

And the train it won't stop going
No way to slow down
Hey
He hears the silence howling
Catches angels as they fall
And the all-time winner
Has got him by the balls
Oh, he picks up Gideons bible
Open at page one
I think God he stole the handle

And the train it won't stop going
No way to slow down
No way to slow down
No way to slow down
No way to slow down
No way to slow down
No way to slow down
No way to slow down
No way to slow down
No way to slow down

Locomotive Breath

by Death Menace March 13, 2023