Ice Boat

A megalithic boat carved out of ice that holds humans that are a detriment to society and ship them off to melt in the ocean. The solution to 1st world problems such as stupidity, old age, disabilities, etc...

"Dude your Gran is so old, don't you think it's time to put her on the ice boat?"

"Man, that was so stupid! I totally deserve to get ice boated for that."

by Arsk92 September 09, 2022

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Upton Tug Boat

When you ejaculate on your face while pooping.

Jesse pulled an Upton Tug Boat this morning in Royce’s bathroom.

by Targaryen Prince March 06, 2021

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Squirt boat

A vessel of such pure beauty that a man or woman physically excretes bodily fluid from the nether regions in pure

excitement.

Is that a 1976 bright orange Cruise Craft name 'Moonraker'? What a bloody squirt boat.

by womb raider August 09, 2017

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out of the boat

If you are out of the boat, you are in the (de) nile - ie, in denial

Dude 1: She is cheating on you man and you know it
Dude 2: No way
Dude 1: You're out of the boat dude 2.

by MexPirate May 25, 2007

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The Boat Nook

A promise that is made to seal the deal with the hottie you met at your friend's house boat party that you'll never forget her no matter how bad your Alzheimer's gets.

I went to visit Jason at the marina. There was a chick there named Shawna that I gave the boat nook to. At least I think her name was Shawna.

by jeffiet August 20, 2021

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