"Everyone come over here and cum into this balloon for the birthday boy" said jim.
"I love when someone does a birthday balloon surprise over my head"
"Pop"went the balloon.
"Oh wow thanks love you guys" yelled the birthday boy
"I love when someone does a birthday balloon surprise over my head"
"Pop"went the balloon.
"Oh wow thanks love you guys" yelled the birthday boy
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*The next day*
"Why do you just have clean underwear laying on the floor?"
"oh those were just my birthday panties."
"Why do you just have clean underwear laying on the floor?"
"oh those were just my birthday panties."
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Dudley Dursley whined and whined about his gifts on his birthday, something only a birthday brat would do.
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