crab box

case you can get by playing crab game with gay stuff inside;

jeff: i get a crab box let's open it

another jeff: wow you're lucky crab box are very cool

by Lucas le caribou January 28, 2022

Info Box

A Know-It-All Lesbian.

That Info Box at the Home Depot was talking to me like I don't know how to paint a wall.

by GayJesus September 5, 2010

Pringle Box

A Unit of measurement

Girl 1: so...
Girl 2: it was longer than a pringle box

by Erraticass September 26, 2017

Beat boxing

A term referring to loud oral sex

Luis is so loud when he's beat Boxing

by dotdot.god1 May 21, 2019

Glass Boxed

In the middle of TSA checkpoints are glass booths.

These booths are where they make you wait if you require further screening. If you have attitude they keep you there till you miss your flight.

Did you see that lady with the nice rack? The TSA glass boxed her for 20 minutes.

by Paul E. Ester December 2, 2010

Check-in-the-Box

A "check-in-the-box" and is an action or mandate that a group or authority takes when it doesn't want to be liable for something, so they put on an act that everyone secretly knows is functionally meaningless but has enough good intention so that criticism is often viciously attacked. In the end, if a worst-case scenario presents itself, the group or authority in question can claim they took all the possible precautions they had at their disposal and are not liable for damages while exclaiming how sorry they are things didn't happen as they would have liked. This usually leads to calls for more feel-good protocols and additional checks-in-the-box actions, and if the group or authorities' performance is good enough can even lead to the group or authority being lauded for their benevolence, all the while the people forgetting it was the original check-in-the-box that might have caused the crisis.

Person A: Do you think installing a sign warning people that there is no lifeguard on duty will help prevent drowning?
Person B: (Being honest) Of course not, but it's a check-in-the-box, so we won't be responsible if anything else does happen.
Person A: You're so cynical.

by LaughingGhost February 23, 2021

Wonga Boxed

Ineffably wasted!

Babe, I'm absolutely wwwwwwwonga boxed!

by RhiD November 18, 2009