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Chromo Whale

This was are first prototype for the make a wish foundation. It was an autistic sperm sold to all parents. Only one wanted a autistic fat ass but then they wanted to get an abortion but couldn’t because they were too poor. They tried to get an after birth diy abortion but there credit card was maxed out on gay roblox porn characters. They tried killing him by shooting him but missed and hit him in the leg. At his 8th grade dinner dance he smelled like a dead pig ejaculated all over itself. Later in his life he died from shooting himself in the dick to do a diy transgender surgery but bleed out and died
Why didn’t we have an abortion for The Chromo Whale.
by Rapelittlegirlswiththehead April 12, 2019
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o whale

Boy 1: o whale! Did you see that hot girl!
Boy 2: you mean Alexandra! Yeah she’s super cool
by W1938 November 21, 2017
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Whaled

When you match with a cute and seemingly slim girl on a dating app, invite her over to you place and it turns out that that she is severely overweight
Erlend matched with a “slim” girl on tinder, turned out see was as tall as she was wide. Erlend got whaled.
by Mørt August 6, 2021
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Lazy whale

Someone who doesn't even try when making out or when having sex.
"That lazy whale wouldn't even go down on me, girl!"
by Rawkel September 16, 2018
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Whale Whore

A girl who constantly goes after guys who are the size of ginormous whales.
Denny: “Did you hear about Sarah dating that sweaty looking fat fuck named Taylor? He is light years out of that girls league.

Frank: “That is what’s known as a whale whore.”
by Deathman173 January 22, 2018
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Stealth Whale

like a ninja

but just a whale
wow dude that was almost as stealthy as a stealth whale
by stealthwaffle September 22, 2017
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