Joe: did you know i jacked off while shitting
us: stares in silence
me: thats such a beluga whale moment
us: stares in silence
me: thats such a beluga whale moment
by mizaodaz September 11, 2022
Get the beluga whale momentmug. by SkinheadPinhead April 16, 2017
Get the Sperm Whalemug. When a story has a moral or message that is either too simplistic for the complexity of the story or so strange that it doesn’t quite fit. The term is a writer slang and has nothing to do with Aesop becoming a space whale (boo!) other than it's derivation of name
Publisher: .. And what's the ending of the story?
Writer: Uhh.. the Octopus King donates it to an alien in Saturn who is very poor and owns a space pizzeria moral is "always donate to the poor".
Publisher: You made a total of 2874 wars and 78 billion universes destruct and a total of 420 trillion people die and the Octopus King to lose all his friends and family, be alienated by everyone, locked in a prison for 5 centuries, become blind and get the cold side removed from his pillow just for him to donate the treasure that could have made him the all-powerful universe ruler to an alien he has no relation with
Writer: Yessir
Publisher: that's such a Space Whale Aesop
Writer: Uhh.. the Octopus King donates it to an alien in Saturn who is very poor and owns a space pizzeria moral is "always donate to the poor".
Publisher: You made a total of 2874 wars and 78 billion universes destruct and a total of 420 trillion people die and the Octopus King to lose all his friends and family, be alienated by everyone, locked in a prison for 5 centuries, become blind and get the cold side removed from his pillow just for him to donate the treasure that could have made him the all-powerful universe ruler to an alien he has no relation with
Writer: Yessir
Publisher: that's such a Space Whale Aesop
by DictionaryDecimator July 6, 2024
Get the Space Whale Aesopmug. A nickname for a large mammal that inhabits rivers, lakes, and mangrove swamps. Kind of a cross between a large blue whale and an alligator.
by Hardyboy89 July 20, 2021
Get the Whale gatormug. by Enter Your Pseudonym Here September 30, 2021
Get the whalemug. Sub species of river roach, in the megawhore family. Just like a river roach, the river whale can be found floating on America's waterways in summertime, sleeping with anything with three legs. However, the river whale does not need an innertube or raft, as she is so morbidly obese as to act as her own buoy. May be found in bikini tops 4 sizes too small.
Datum, look at the water glistening off that river whale. Hope she doesn't run aground in the shallows!
by Midwest Transplant July 6, 2018
Get the river whalemug.