Dork wedge

A wedge of numerous dorks of all shades, a blob of dorks.

The dork wedge was slowly moving up the sidewalk, laughing at that dude like there was something wrong with him for having the audacity to be there on a sidewalk they owned.

by Solid Mantis May 20, 2021

Ash Wednesday

Immediately after anal intercourse you stamp it on your partners forehead, leaving a dark smudge on their brow.

It was only Tuesday when I gave Amy an Ash Wednesday.

by Hali Sweep June 19, 2021

tator wedge

Is the sexual meaning of ones cock wedged in between something.

My tator wedge is stuck in the sink.

by Bobross127372 November 2, 2021

tator wedge

When your cock gets wedged in something.

I burnt my tator wedge in Gabby.

by Bobross127372 November 2, 2021

cum wednesday

The first Wednesday of No Nut November, which is a day to reflect on your nutting in the previous months. People drink jars, eat socks, and chew ice cubes of past splooges.

"SON, what the fuck are you eating??"
"A stale jizz sock, mother. It's Cum Wednesday!"
the mother was extremely disappointed in her child.

by OOOHicumpoop November 3, 2021

wasian wednesday

a day to celebrate wasians happens every wednesday bc wasians are hot and sexy

ben: happy wasian wednesday!!!!!!!!!
john: huh

by wasianlover September 15, 2021

Weed Wednesdays

In the middle of the work week, on Wednesday, one resorts to recreational cannabis consumption to help themselves through the rest of the week (much like white wine Wednesdays).

I am now a dedicated follower of the weed Wednesdays movement especially after the beginning of the pandemic.

by Jeffreylicious September 16, 2021