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Turd Burglar

What you call a person who robs homeless people
"Did you see that nob end who just stole that street musicians coin jar? What a major turd burglar."
by yeuo0oy October 16, 2018
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Turd burglar

A person of ill repute who, upon acquiring a precious item not their own, then lays a fresh pile of defecant in its place.
"Brenda, the turd burglar's back. He left a present for you on aisle three."
by Strangeflavoredquark August 3, 2019
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chambering a turd

Similar to the cycles of function for an M4 rifle, except that you are extracting a turd during anal sex, allowing it to fall level with the vagina, then chambering it into her pussy with your cock. Your penis is used as the bolt carrier group.
I don't think I will be seeing Sarah anymore. We got a little kinky last night and I ended up chambering a turd. The weird thing is she actually liked it, but I don't know if I can live with myself.
by trace brock January 11, 2019
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trump turd

A follower of a Trump family member despite all available information and logic that would make a normal rational person summarily reject the thought the notion.
Dude, I was going to throw an open party at the lake with live music but was afraid all the Trump turds would show up and ruin the vibe.
by SD Nomderb September 5, 2022
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Turd Rodeo

I went to my stepdaughters talent show - total turd rodeo.
by JMoYo1 December 2, 2019
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Turd holster

That thing that alot of people consider to be their lower colon/lower intestines, when in reality its true name is your turd holster.
Man you got to pull over before my "turd holster" springs a leak.

My "turd holster" is fully loaded.
by The mad fapper September 3, 2013
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Turd Friend

La Senorita Gato: Gahh you're such a turd friend
by P. P. Walter November 23, 2019
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