burnt like buttered toast

getting burned (mentally)

you just got burnt like buttered toast

by the party guy February 26, 2009

Gold Mining Toaster

When a man is engaging in anal sex with a woman and she then defecates on his penis, the man then blow drys or heats it up until hard then continues to have relations

I gotta wash my penis i just did a gold mining toaster.

by ERric spaghetti May 15, 2011

Oklahoma French toast

When a guy ejaculates on toast inside a southern woman's vagina

Guy 1) Hey rick what did you and Cindy do for Valentine's?
Guy 2) I gave her an Oklahoma French toast

by Sean Donnie February 17, 2017

plebbing piece of suicidal toast

A person that is stupid and should kill theirself

Teo is a plebbing piece of suicidal toast

by Plebbing piece of suicidal toa May 28, 2018

poke your toaster

The act of finger fuckery

Person 1 - Do you want me to poke your toaster later ? ;)
Person 2 - Only if you make it Pop ;)

by imdunkirk June 4, 2018

plain piece of toast pretty boy

A pasty plain white boy with the personality of a generic background character that has one special interest. He often lacks intellect and social understanding but tries to make it up with a pretty face and shitty humor.

Dad: He was super polite, but he was such a plain piece of toast pretty boy...
Daughter: I guess... but he is nice!
Dad: Yeah, but he's blander than corn flakes.

by Vertilgo April 25, 2020

Venice’s Royal Toast

Stuff your partner’s pussy with grated breast milk cheese on her period and wait for it to melt. After you cum in your partner’s pussy finger her and barely swirl the bodily sauce around to leave streaks of red. Let the mixture drip out and scoop some up on toasted Italian bread and garnish with parsley. You both then eat the toast without swallowing from opposite ends until your mouths meet and you spit the mixture into your partners mouth and consume.

1: Oh it was so romantic! Mason made me Venice’s Royal Toast, never have I ever felt so attracted to a man before!

2: Last night I had Venice’s Royal Toast, my girl went all out on this one.

by anonymous January 19, 2021