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two-mile turkey trot 

when a naked man is standing holding a naked woman while his penis is inserted into the vagina. while the penis is inserted, the man precedes to run, looking like a turkey because he is forced to waddle.
Mike: hey girl i need some exercise, but i would also like some sex as well.

angelina jolie: It's all good. We can just do a two-mile turkey trot!

ate her turkey 

Man I cant believe I got that drunk that I went home with Sarah and ate her turkey and I made sure to add some homemade gravy ;)
ate her turkey by 5th floor whore November 12, 2013

stuffin the turkey

When a guy puts his balls into a girls asshole
would you want to try something like stuffin the turkey
stuffin the turkey by Clay Torious February 17, 2014

Two-part Turkey 

A weird sex thing, invented by Kim.
"Kim, stop giving Eric a two-part turkey. Your parents are still downstairs."
Two-part Turkey by CallmeWrex October 17, 2020

Turkey Neck

a boy who has an irregularly large "adam's apple".
hahahah melon u turkey neck! your face looks like its been rammed up a hens ass
Turkey Neck by einstein January 4, 2005

wild turkey 

A cheap-ass brand of whiskey.
-I got us a couple fifths.
-Aite, what you got?
-Wild Turkey
-Ah shit, that's cheap. It will get you drunk though.
wild turkey by PaulWall July 26, 2003