69manlovetits's definitions

two-mile turkey trot

when a naked man is standing holding a naked woman while his penis is inserted into the vagina. while the penis is inserted, the man precedes to run, looking like a turkey because he is forced to waddle.

Mike: hey girl i need some exercise, but i would also like some sex as well.

angelina jolie: It's all good. We can just do a two-mile turkey trot!

by 69manlovetits March 2, 2011