A turd whirler is a pocket of air(fart) that travels down your poop shoot while whirling around the piece of poop you got in there. While it whirls and swirls about trying to get out, it captures the funky fresh aroma of the turd and then exits; letting you know you should probably go take care of that!
by FMaye November 27, 2022
Get the turd whirlermug. Mike: Dude is it ok if my shit is turd is turd black?
George: Hell no dude you need to get that checked by a doctor.
George: Hell no dude you need to get that checked by a doctor.
by blackshitz October 3, 2012
Get the Turd Blackmug. A big, fresh dog poo waiting just around a busy corner to ruin a poor, unsuspecting pedestrian’s day
I was out jogging in my brand new, white sneakers yesterday, turned into north street and went surfing on a massive turd of prey! I swear it was just waiting to ruin my trainers. I spent 5 hours cleaning cack out of the soles with my mum’s toothbrush!
by Nuphagus March 14, 2020
Get the Turd of preymug. A "Turd Burgler" is someone who acquires pooh to be used in some S&M practices, most notably the practice known as "The Huey Bar", all very secret of course but ther you go. This is the truth, it is not a homophobic slander at all.
by Huey Tank July 5, 2016
Get the turd burglermug. by Burgerjohn April 25, 2020
Get the turd grenademug. by chanman1223 July 19, 2015
Get the cherry turdmug. Holding your poop at the point just before excretion for as long as you possibly can. Often due to laziness.
by Black Brian March 25, 2022
Get the Turd Edgingmug.