ham and cheese curtain show

one who has to spread the beef curtains, aka vagina lips, to get to the vagina due to saggyness

i wanted to pork Helga until i seen the ham and cheese curtain show.

by blahbalh12 January 30, 2015

Ham sandwhich

I’m built like a ham sandwhich :(

Mother: get out of the house you ham sandwhich
Me: yes mother…

by Fnazzy101 April 24, 2022

Hung like a Ham

When you are so fucking hungover you are unable to talk....and unable to walk.

Johnny didn’t make it to class today because he was Hung like a Ham

by Saucybastard November 28, 2018

City Ham

City ham is a term used in some parts of the United States for any bougie, silly man, lightly cured of distasteful behavior, which must be kept at a distance to preserve it. It is generally used to get "wet cured", that is injected with or soaked in a brine solution containing high concentrations of salts.

"So, Jamie, which one of your side meats was that? Was he the sausage you were bragging about the other day?"

"No, just a City Ham, but he still makes for a decent snack."

by DudeManBruhh March 16, 2022

Opened the ham

A phrase that can be used upon unexpectedly smelling an anonymous fart smell to investigate who the culprit is.

Colin : Eeeeeeeeew!!!!! Who's opened the ham? Was it you you dirty little rotter? That's rank that is.

Bouncer : I'm afraid I'm going to have to ask you to leave sir, and advise sir that sir is no longer welcome in this establishment.

by Pourl January 15, 2008

Billy Bear Hamming

To ejaculated into a Billy bear ham and eat it

After matt came into a Billy Bear Ham he decided the best way to get rid of it was to make a sandwich thus BIlly Bear Hamming

by Nickly12 March 11, 2022

slice of ham

PRONOUNCED: "SLICE-OF-HOM"

A slice of ham can be used in many various situations. One being: when seeing something you approve of (ie. typically an attractive male or female).

Male 1: "Aww have you seen her?"

Male 2: "Aye, she's a proper slice of ham!"

or

Female 1: "Thought I'd buy us a pizza for dinner!"

Female 2: "Aww! You slice of ham! Get it!"

by MasterOfDeliMeats October 26, 2017