Midnight Syndrome

(n.) A feeling of loneliness or depression, typically happening around midnight.

I couldn't sleep last night, Midnight Syndrome kept me up.

by Anna Non Ymous December 28, 2017

Allan Syndrome

being confused when you shouldn’t be and everyone around you knows what’s going on

“You got lost even tho u have been here 18296 times before u must have Allan syndrome”

by cooldude123987 February 27, 2019

Camasta syndrome

A disease that originated in Orange County California back in the last quarter of 1983. It's when Caucasian males entered this world and were missing certain chromosomes that cause a person to be heterosexual. Odd thing about this disease is the fascination with male reproductive organs from people of African decent. This disease has been under scientific study for quite some time now. It has been discovered that ingesting body fluids that are secreted from the reproductive organ is what causes people with this rare disease to become aroused. As of now there is no cure for this illness due to the fact that patients refuse treatment. It is clear that they are happy with their disease, and society needs to accept them.

Guy#1 "hey dog, check out that fool with the knee pads on. What's his deal?" Guy#2 "Oh that's the neighborhood toy. He has Camasta syndrome." Guy#1 "So your saying I don't have to worry about him taking any of the girls?" Guy#2 "Of course not!!!! Unless the girl turns black and grows a dick!!"

by Callitlikeitis February 24, 2013

Chiuaua Syndrome

Someone who talks shit all the time to appear tough but never backs up their words or always comes up with an excuse.

all bark, no bite

Chiuaua Dude: "Man if that bich ass security guard bothers us ima shove that flashlight up his ass. H e better not even look over here

Security: "hey theres no loitering here, yall need 2 go"

Chiuaua dude: yes sir

Chiuaua Syndrome

by BMwStu July 15, 2010

OMG Syndrome

A disease-like state of feelings which can only be discribed as "OMG!"

Typically occurs when:
1. Ones mind is blown
2. Exciting news/gossip is discovered
3. Something unbelievable happens

Girl 1: "I'm suffering major OMG Syndrome right now..."
Girl 2: "Why? What happened?"
Girl 1: "I just found out that Mitch and Kaylee have something going on!"
Girl 2: "OMG! REALLY?!"

by C3POhbaby January 9, 2010

Garfield Syndrome

eating so much that you feel the need to take a nap when you're done.

"Riley just ate so much food, he's suffering from Garfield Syndrome. I guess I'll go wake him up in a few hours in time for the Charger game."

by TheShocker516 December 20, 2009

Jock Syndrome

A mental illness which will get people to be overactive in sports.

Symptoms may include:

Excessive playing in sports, wearing jock clothes (Sports brands, such as nike, adidas, etc.), rude to other people, decrease in intelligence, major increase in confidence, only spending time with other infectees, normie behavior, bad roasts, irritable behavior. May be terminal

How it is spread:

infected parents, infected peers

Oh no, I think you're infected with Jock syndrome

by SpiceRice May 15, 2019