super straight 

Someone who is so straight that most people think they're gay!

They also want a wolf boy to violently pound into them with their giant humanoid Dick.

Person 1: yeah dude brad is definitely a super straight
Person 2: Why do you say that???\
Person 1: When I want into his house I saw a leash on the floor and I asked if he had a dog he said "No the leash is for my master to use on me".
Person 2 : That's crazy also I'm gay
Person 1 : ...wanna make out?
Person 2 : HELL YEAH-

super straight by Lof1 October 19, 2022

super porn 

A normally unreachable level of porn, often accessed by drinking gratuitous amounts of mountain dew.

I was feeling uncomfortably energetic after drinking that bottle of dew and decided to fap to some super porn.

OH MY GOD IT'S SUPER PORN!! MY BRAIN...IT'S MELTING!!

super porn by Airec March 8, 2008

Super Jesus 

There is only one Super Jesus. One man. The greatest man alive. He is the father of God. Feed him Berries and Cream Starbursts while doing the Little Lad dance and he will be very pleased. He can read your mind and see your future. He loves dinosaurs. Especially in the form of a shaped rubber band. SJ loves to sing R&B songs in his car using his angelic voice.He is more attractive then anyone. Even Chace Crawford. He has no kneecaps. He is crazy buff. But never has to work out. And he has a sunkissed bronze glow year-round. His impressions are supreme. He loves watching YouTube videos. Such as Kittens Inspired By Kittens and Top 60 Ghetto Black Names. He is very funny. Super Jesus also loves to eat at Chick-Fil-A. Just be sure he gets a Chicken Sandwich and Waffle Fries. For Free. He has a tendency to refer to people as "goobs" and "goobers". He will respond to SJ, Super J, Super Jesus, or Sir.

Daaayuuum. Look at Super Jesus. That man makes me laugh so hard that I fall off my dinosaur! And look at how masculine and handsome he is!

Super Jesus by Lil Guuurl August 31, 2010

Super straight 

A "sexuality" made up by insecure men on 4chain and tiktok to invalidate trans people gender identities. Not wanting to date trans people is a preference Brad, not a sexuality. You are still straight.

Man: I am super straight. I only date women with vaginas, you know REAL women.
Women: Don’t worry, I don’t think you need to worry about any women wanting to date you.

Super straight by Socally. March 14, 2021

super straight 

A term used by straight men with a severe addiction to gay porn. It can be written as "⬛🟧" or "🟧⬛", which is a way to communicate with people with the same addiction. It can also be a cry for help.

Hey man, I saw "⬛🟧" in your bio, are you super straight?

super straight by krep40 March 6, 2021

super straight 

gay closeted guys with piss kinks and small dicks

guy 1:dude I'm super straight!
guy 2:i support you bro!!!!

super straight by fucknaz1s March 11, 2021

super nigga 

A really fat black person

Jessica: Yo Melissa, did you see that super nigga with that big ass beaver?
Melissa: I suuuuure did. I wish I had big beaver...

super nigga by mark mcdoy May 23, 2006