spanish espresso

Diarrhea shitting into a bathtub, then fucking a girl in it.

Dude 1: You were so drunk last night
Dude 2: No i wasn't
Dude 1: Bro, you gave a girl the Spanish espresso
Dude 2: Ah, that's why there was a brown spot on my sheets

by Frosti boi July 23, 2018

Shanks

Shanks is Luffy's childhood role model. Shanks is currently the strongest pirate in One Piece (along with Whitebeard) and is known as Red Haired Shanks. Sea Kings and pitate captains fear him. He gave Luffy the straw hat that Luffy now wears. Shanks is most likely stronger than Gold Roger, the former King of The Pirates.

Shanks is so good that it makes me laugh!

by Dkline August 1, 2018

spanish cocktail

Distilling hand sanitizer to a drinkable liquid combined with a Steel Reserve or Old Enlish for flavor.

“I was drinkin’ a Spanish Cocktail on break when my boss walked in.” Or, “I gave this girl a Spanish Cocktail last night, and she wa ready to go.”

by MuertaBandito August 24, 2018

Spankalious

Sexually imagining spanking certain someone who has a certain booty or both parties enjoying the spanking feeling

She looked so spankalious that night the way the dress was hugging her booty

by Kmanni Fox October 8, 2018

Spank in the tank

To masterbate in a public restroom by spanking one's member on the bathroom fixtures.

I just had a great spank in the tank !

by Wicksters October 12, 2018

Spanish Pinewood Derby

Noun> A sex act in which two males place ice cubes in their anus and press their assholes together and see who can push their ice cube in the other's anus first

yeah we got together and things got a little crazy, we had a Spanish Pinewood Derby after our date

by missmary22 October 22, 2018

Spank the monkey

Another word for jerk off and wack it

Man 1: Just spank the monkey man you will fill better

by SmartName December 6, 2018