slizert

outrageously drunk

"lick you like a lizard when I'm slizert"

by jackie-o December 10, 2002

vertical smile

1. an ass crack
2. too moon someone

While Rich was driving I gave her a look from my vertical smile.

by Bud E Love May 7, 2003

shize

1.an expression of dissatifaction; 2.nickname for someone named Shawn; #. another way to say shit.

YO Shize!!
AW SHIZE!!!

by SHIZ-MATIC February 4, 2004

shizer cock

shizer= shit and cock is a dick. SHIT DICK

you motherfuckin shizercock

by dick April 2, 2004

size 12

Don't worry babe I got picked on for being "big" and "ugly" but to be honest they are just jealous that u gonna be warm in winter and they be freezin there skinny ass off.

Emma: I'm size 6! What about you?
Jane : I'm a size 12
Jane: I'm a 12.....
emma : ewwwww! You fat whore! Go away!

Jane : okay but don't come back to me in winter

by Siiiizzzeeee June 28, 2015

Dolmio Smile

When a Male or Female "licks out" or gives oral sex to a Female while she has her period or menstrual cycle. This results in a red sauce-like liquid around their mouth. Because Dolmio is a red sauce, the term "Dolmio Smile" is used.

Carol: I enjoyed you licking me out last night.
Paul: It may have been good for you, but I got a Dolmio Smile from it!

by dolmiosmile February 18, 2009

size

Some

by Anonymous May 28, 2003