mammoth shit

a shit that unbelievably came out of someone’s asshole. the human asshole can only stretch up to 7-8 inches. this shit that some mf took us about 14 inches wide and 17 inches long. it is so astronomically huge that it is the guineas world records. this shit is so unbelievably huge that you can use it as a weight at the gym. if you or someone you know and love took a massive shit like this, be glad. Glad that you are related to them/and/or know them.

Fat albert: I just took a mammoth shit
Steve jobs: Seriously? let me check it out
Steve jobs: HOLY SHIT. ITS A HOLY SHIT! your so fucking awesome!

by Joey Jackson Johnson July 10, 2022

furlough that shit

The act of removing something unpleasant

"Man, I have this huge term paper about the economy due tomorrow. Furlough that shit."

by tdnew April 20, 2009

Powerlifter Shit

When someone, who is a powerlifter, Defecates. Often resulting in a clogged toilet due to the sheer amount of fecal matter they release due to constantly being in a state of caloric surplus.

Hey Bob, don't go in the washroom man. I think Jack just took one of his Massive Powerlifter Shits again and flooded the entire bathroom after attempting to flush.

by Shmunky June 21, 2023

Psycho shit

Some quality narcotics

1: yo this chick threw her backpack at me and started cussing out the professor in 3rd

2: man she must have been on some psycho shit

by cinimodde September 23, 2018

Legendary shit

Something so dope that it is the SHIT. To further emphasise it…it is LEGENDARY SHIT.

You: Hey u heard the new One Republic song?
Bro: I ain’t worried? Oh! That is LEGENDARY SHIT yo

by Ryan.N March 30, 2023

Rooftop Shits

When you have the runs and you’re pouring sweat like you’ve been working in 95 degrees on a roof just taking a dump with a big puddle of sweat at your feet.

“I ate Taco Bell today and ended up with the rooftop shits.”

by Zach17 September 8, 2023

Shit slave

This is a type of person who is unable to defecate in public places. Instead of, ones would keep the poo till home, what makes him a slave of his own urge.

-Man I gotta poo...
-Use the uni's toilet then.
-Naah, I'll manage to keep it.
-Dude, you're a shit slave.

by Big Clubowsky January 16, 2022