second floor ism

The ability to loose all touch with reality.

Ever since Joe went to the second floor he is so out of touch with everyone, it's like he's got second floor ism

by Stemsize December 17, 2021

Second Romans

The Second Romans is a secretive christian sect that believes that rule from Rome of the historic territory of Isreal is a necessary and sufficient condition to initiate the second coming of the Messiah. Their secret greeting is the phrase "return the sausages" combining a reference to delicious italian porcine foodstuffs such as pancetta, prosciutto and in particular salami with a reference to the avoidance of pig-based products by those of the predominant faiths in modern-day Israel.

When Sir Keir Starmer said "return the sausages" at the 2024 labour party conference, most people thought it was a slip of the tongue. However, when you study his delivery and alleged correction a moment later, you realise that he was sending a message of solidarity to the Second Romans.

by gav-wan September 27, 2024

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by 456AtabavA343 June 5, 2025

second cousin-nibling

Second cousin's child.

My second cousin-nibling is a good person.

by Hgcloziw November 23, 2019

Second Baptism

When women lose their Real virginity.

She had her second baptism so now I wont lose my penis.

by Eduard Sanderson March 14, 2014

0.0001 seconds after

A playful terminology used by internet memes to convey the idea of "as soon as." It emphasizes the immediacy of an action, often in a humorous or exaggerated manner.

I'll get started on that project 0.0001 seconds after you send me the details!

by Emotional Cruiser September 19, 2025

Going Back For Seconds

reaching sexual climax but immediately afterwards going back in, for seconds, if you will.

"I don't care bitch! I'm Going Back For Seconds!"

by JackMasterBater November 9, 2023