Ham Slam Damnit

Said with a southern accent, this is what you say when you want to swear but there are kids present. May sound like "hem slem demmeh" when properly pronounced (with the "e" said like "pet" or "eh").

"Oh, my wife cheated? Ham Slam Damnit!"

"Ham Slam Damnit, I stubbed my toe!"

by dontforgetthetoast July 11, 2024

Slamming pussy

Used to describe some sweet pussy that will have you slamming your balls against it, or balls deep inside.

person 1: how’d ur date with Ari go?
person 2: bro she had some slamming pussy, i was balls deep in her.

by tradwifebodybuildersupermodel July 15, 2024

Slam Video

Typically sent via WhatsApp. A person will drink an entire can of either beer or more commonly a can of hey y'all, and add commentary about what they are currently doing , which usually involves drinking and hanging out with other canners. They then re watch the epic video and send it to the group.

"hey bro, what are you doing?"

"Just about to crush a y'all and send it to the boys for a sick slam video, wanna join?"

"Sure let's go boys!"

by Gregersontini July 24, 2024

national slam piece day

On August 15, bring the slut you’re fucking to your place of employment.

Are you bringing that bitch Cami to work on national slam piece day?

by HorseMeatCam August 15, 2024

West Virginia Grand Slam

The act of filling her main 3 holes with cum and then slapping her in the face with your penis afterwards.

“I did a West Virginia Grand Slam to her the other day.”

by TheBangerOfMothers April 12, 2025

Slamming station

Vagina

She told me to put it in my slamming station

by Bardrama April 19, 2025

The Tim-Tam Slam

The Tim-tam Slam is the act of nutting in a man ass, then his mouth, and then slapping him across the face with your cock. Then you shit on his back and slam your ass down on it, making it smear everywhere.

Daddy, me and John did the Tim-Tam Slam last night, it was so fun!
That's great son, don't get too frisky with him now will you?

by Imperial Potatoes May 3, 2025