sausage link braid

A braid traditionally worn by bikers to keep their beard or long hair from whipping their face or from knotting.

Chris rides his bike so fast, he needs to sausage link braid his beard so it doesn't whip his face.

by Hero82 October 7, 2021

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furry moose sausage

A unshaven dick

I sucked a furry moose sausage last night, I got pubes in my mouth!

by Bitch_im_wet March 4, 2018

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During WW2 it's common knowledge that solders would drop grenades in the man hole or hatch of a tank to kill the solders inside, however the german sausage drop is a lesser known tactic. The german sausage drop is when a solder takes a shit or throws shit into the hatch of a german tank in an attempt to literally gas them out.

My grampa ran out of grenades in world war 2 so he used the german sausage drop strategy .

by WikiofRodos July 8, 2016

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german sausage smoothie

When a bunch of german guys ejaculate into a blender and then a female must drink from it.

person: what were you guys and Jennifer doing last night?
guy: we were doing the old german sausage smoothie

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sausage hump pump

When a penis is so large that that it actually increases the size of a women’s butt during sexual intercourse.

Omg Becky look at your butt!! How did you get that overnight?! Oh you know, it was the sausage hump pump!

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Seafood and sausage gumbo

A southern term for a hot tub sex party. The amount of people can be from two to however many fit in the tub. The seafood reference is clams which resemble vaginas, and the sausage reference doesn’t really need an explanation.

Mary Beth invited me to a seafood and sausage gumbo at her house because she wanted to break in her hot tub right.

by MacPherson McFly January 16, 2021

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