Toilet Paint

The brown stains from shit on a toilet seat.When someone leaves a feces stain on the toilet seat. This happens when someone misses the toilet.

Ian-I walked in to the stall and there was fresh toilet paint on the seat. So i had to squat to drop a deuce.

by ianryan83 January 22, 2009

Nazi Paint

Of or referring to anything in the entire world that is not T-Pain. When "not T-Pain" is said fast, it sounds just like "nazi paint". Nazi paint however is more fun and will confuse people around you

"Dude, he's black. maybe he can rap!"

"Naw man, he's nazi paint."

by SAN2NST April 14, 2010

Indian finger painting

When you finger a woman when she is on her period. You take your bloody finger and draw on her or yourself.

My girlfriend just started her period so we tried Indian finger painting thats when you finger a woman when she is on her period. You take your bloody finger and draw on her or yourself.

by juan Carlos 69 October 9, 2015

Paint By Numbers

A person, usually female who wears enough make-up to resemble a painting. Due to the specificity of make-up locations, it becomes a paint-by-numbers picture where certain colors go to a certain point.

Dude, did you see Jody's make-up tonight?

Yeah man, she looked like a total paint by numbers

by The professor98 June 15, 2011

Paint cho' Face

Phrase used as a last resort come back. Can also be used in place of such words like the F word, or STFU.

Example 1:

Friend: "Your Mom's so fat she has to put a belt on with a boomerang."

You: "Oh yeah? Paint cho' face!"

Friend: "Dang, I got burned..." =(

Example 2:

Friend: "My car is cooler than yours."

You: "Paint cho' face!"

by chanh July 23, 2008

Penis Painting

The act of urinating, and pulling it in too quick. It often results in penis painting, the dots of piss visible through pants.

Jacob: Dude! Nice penis painting, faggot!
Dylan: Stop looking at my cock, faggot!
Jacob: Well maybe if you learned how to piss correctly..*blushes at the clue to his homosexuality*

by Holatisbejamie October 4, 2008

CANDY PAINT

WHEN YOUR BITCH DRESS LIKE UR CAR

IF YOUR DRIVING A RED CAR, THEN YOUR BITCH MUST WEAR RED
THAT'S WHAT CANDY PAINT IS

by NIGGAPOWER195 October 1, 2009