Pump bag

A man that loves taxes, Twisted Teas, and not answering his phone or texts

Hey Pump Bag, bring me a Mango White Claw please.

by CelibateRabbits March 11, 2022

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Trump Pump

When your arms are so swole from lifting it looks like you have tiny lil baby hands

A: Bro, thalidomide will not increase your gains!

B: Nah, I got that Trump Pump.

by Ted_Bunny March 14, 2024

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When you're eating out a dead chick and someone jumps on her stomach!

He was going to town on the corpse we just dug up. So I decided to get the sewer pumping!

by StukaMaduka October 05, 2023

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When you fuck your misses with a randomers stump an make her cum in 3 pumps

I did the 3 stump pump to my Scottish bird last night I screamed like a pterodactyl

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The act of gripping someone’s sideburns (usually by the thumb and index finger) then yanking it “really hard”.

“I got hold of his sideburns and we played petrol pumps and I pumped it real hard and then he started crying!”

by Solvalou October 26, 2022

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When you’re taking a shit and use the time to jack off as well

“Dude, I had a Dump N’ Pump yesterday and i think i nutted like one full shot glass of cum

by wordington_thug June 05, 2024

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“Dude I did the Provo pump with Emily last night”

by Eldertbone October 31, 2023

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