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Bad pancake 

Bad Pancake, the theory that your first guy after a serious relationship will end in epic failure. Doomed from the start. Like the first pancake you try to make during breakfast, it ends up over cooked, under cooked or just burned.
Jane: "I dont think it'll work out with John."

Mary: "Of course not! You just broke off with Mark. John is your bad pancake."
Bad Pancake, the theory that your first guy after a serious relationship will end in epic failure. Doomed from the start. Like the first pancake you try to make during breakfast, it ends up over cooked, under cooked or just burned.
Jane: "I dont think it'll work out with John."

Mary: "Of course not! You just broke off with Mark. John is your bad pancake."

Buckweed Pancake 

pancakes with weed in them that dummys eat:)))
Matt ate a buckweed pancake because he was stupid.
Buckweed Pancake by elliot089 September 18, 2018

Cuban Pancake 

When a person of Cuban descent, drops a deuce on the chest of their partner, creating a shit pancake.
Ariana dropped a massive load on Dale's chest and then squatted down and created a plate sized Cuban Pancake.
Cuban Pancake by Cabron48 October 22, 2018

Yogurt pancake 

When you cum on a flat chested girl's boobs
I totally made her a yogurt pancake
Yogurt pancake by Papa 🐻 January 5, 2019

Arthur Pancake 

Creator of the pancake in 1862. His bread didnt turn out and while making more he knocked over his syrup which spilled on his messed up bread creating pancakes and syrup.
Arthur Pancake by GuyinL7 February 5, 2019

chocolate pancake 

Defecate on a woman or man's face and spread it out in a circle flattening it then the other person climaxes on the others face for the whipped cream
I gave her the best chocolate pancake she ever had