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mammoth shit

a shit that unbelievably came out of someone’s asshole. the human asshole can only stretch up to 7-8 inches. this shit that some mf took us about 14 inches wide and 17 inches long. it is so astronomically huge that it is the guineas world records. this shit is so unbelievably huge that you can use it as a weight at the gym. if you or someone you know and love took a massive shit like this, be glad. Glad that you are related to them/and/or know them.
Fat albert: I just took a mammoth shit
Steve jobs: Seriously? let me check it out
Steve jobs: HOLY SHIT. ITS A HOLY SHIT! your so fucking awesome!
by Joey Jackson Johnson July 10, 2022
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Economic shit

Taking a crap that is so clean cut, it only takes one wipe
Sandy: "man that one came out clean, I only had to use one square for Quilted Northern."

Bob: "well shoot dang that was one economic shit."
by DairyMilker August 20, 2011
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Shit Divingboard

When hovering over a nasty toilet the poop bounces off your balls before splashing into the toilet
My girl said my balls taste like a shit divingboard
by Asshole110 October 30, 2019
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Powerlifter Shit

When someone, who is a powerlifter, Defecates. Often resulting in a clogged toilet due to the sheer amount of fecal matter they release due to constantly being in a state of caloric surplus.
Hey Bob, don't go in the washroom man. I think Jack just took one of his Massive Powerlifter Shits again and flooded the entire bathroom after attempting to flush.
by Shmunky June 21, 2023
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Hairy Shit

A nasty dump with numerous strands of Shit that look like brown hair.
Eddie had the Taco feast last night & today He destroyed the toilet with a Hairy Shit!
by FilmoFreddy January 23, 2019
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Psycho shit

1: yo this chick threw her backpack at me and started cussing out the professor in 3rd

2: man she must have been on some psycho shit
by cinimodde September 23, 2018
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Legendary shit

Something so dope that it is the SHIT. To further emphasise it…it is LEGENDARY SHIT.
You: Hey u heard the new One Republic song?
Bro: I ain’t worried? Oh! That is LEGENDARY SHIT yo
by Ryan.N March 30, 2023
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