The Mountain Lake

When you tit-fuck your girl until you cum into her waiting open mouth and fill it up.

I met that girl at he bar and brought her her home. I gave her The Mountain Lake and she almost choked to death.

by BellsBeach1303 October 12, 2020

Mountain Lion

An attractively seductive older Man who prefers younger woman. He’s the Man who doesn’t lose the swagger and multiple divorce papers as he ages, much past His deflated dusty prime. He’ll steal your girl like Hugh Jackman and pass her on to Johnny fucking Sins. He’s the silver fox, the Ron Swanson of men, the Matthew Mcconaughey of Boy’s . He has that Letter Kenney/Red Green tongue the will chirp harder than four girls and two Milf’ s currently in his bed. He’s got money like Jordan Belford, and can last longer than Viagra mixed with 5 Hour energy. And Godammit he’s a veteran.

Did you hear about the new history teacher?

He’s such a Mountain Lion

by Dr. Benjamin, Dufuk Dover October 13, 2020

Mountain mint

That good kush

He was selling mountain mint

by Warmerskies October 14, 2020

Mountain soda

The beer you drink at the crag, on the slopes, or at the summit of a mountain after a hike.

Bro 1 - “Yo dude throw me a mountain soda!”
Bro 2 - “You want a rainier or a banquet?”

by Fillwred October 15, 2020

Mountain Goat

A person that resides in the blue mountains Australia just out side Sydney.

Be careful going to the Montains wouldn’t want to mess with a mountain goat aye

by anonymous October 17, 2020

Chocolate Mountain

A huge pile of shit too large to flush.

"Who left this steaming chocolate mountain in the toilet? It's practically level with the seat."

by jimwkejnwekdkwe July 5, 2022

Mountain Fizzer

Off brand mountain Dew, typically in poorer Giant Eagle stores

Caden: Mountain Fizzer?
Ryder: No way!!!

by RefridgeratorInator69 July 11, 2022